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johnnyonthespot |
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November 15, 2007 12:02:00pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: McNally interview re UMass Symposium |
My favorite was one that was graffitied on a door at the Berkeley Tower Records
Q: Do Deadheads bathe?
A: Only if it rains at an outdoor show
then there's the one about how to keep a Deadhead from stealin your stash - hide it under a bar of soap
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Scrim |
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November 15, 2007 12:21:26pm |
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GratefulDead
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Re: McNally interview re UMass Symposium |
Tito is at the end of his rope. He's broke, lost his ride, and needs to get to the next Dead show. All he has left is his dog, Smokey. He spies a likely yuppie couple on the way to their Porsche. He says, "Excuse me, I'm broke and I want to sell my dog for bus money. He's a special dog, he even talks! Ask him something." The man seems appalled, but the woman is intrigued. "Oh Dale, that would be so kewl! OK, doggie, what's your favorite dead song?" Smokey barks "Wharf, wharf, wharf". The couple laugh at this and leave, without buying Smokey, of course. Smokey looks at Tito and says, "maybe I should have said Playin'?"
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